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Hazen
5th June 2006, 08:10 PM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060605/od_nm/ukraine_lion_dc_1

vbloke
5th June 2006, 08:13 PM
Hadn't he heard about the Xtians and the lions?

median
5th June 2006, 08:19 PM
Full respect to that man

The fisrt skeptic martyr? :o

Admin
5th June 2006, 08:22 PM
"The man shouted 'God will save me, if he exists'

Is there a lesson to be learned here? ;) ;D

Hazen
5th June 2006, 08:24 PM
Helluv an experiment.
Maybe he should have waited until after feeding time.
But then again they may well have killed him anyway.

vbloke
5th June 2006, 08:27 PM
Lesson 1:
Don't mess with lions.

Lesson 2:
See Lesson 1

Lesson 3:
Don't ask the sky pixies to look after you - they won't

Zendal Darkman
5th June 2006, 08:27 PM
poor man, he obviously didn't have enough faith. What is it with Christians and lions?

vbloke
5th June 2006, 08:28 PM
Faith can move mountains.
As can a large nuclear bomb or a dedicated demolition team.

Hazen
5th June 2006, 08:30 PM
Faith can move mountains.


She's a big girl

Lord Muck oGentry
5th June 2006, 08:38 PM
"The man shouted 'God will save me, if he exists'

Is there a lesson to be learned here? ;) ;D


Modus tollendo tollens is not mocked? >:D

Admin
5th June 2006, 10:27 PM
Or the Fallacy of the Loney Fact. I can conclude that God does not exist from this one example 8) ;D

Prove me wrong ;) :P

median
6th June 2006, 10:46 AM
Or the Fallacy of the Loney Fact. I can conclude that God does not exist from this one example

Prove me wrong

I see your one logic and raise you one anti-logic ;)

He moves in 'mysterious ways'

God has a higher purpose

It was his time to leave this mortal veil

Please state your preference ???

Hazen
6th June 2006, 12:58 PM
Just found this one on Boing Boing:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6396422

tkingdoll
6th June 2006, 02:49 PM
Just found this one on Boing Boing:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6396422



Sympathy from me: zero.

What a macaroon.

Hazen
6th June 2006, 03:25 PM
Sympathy from me: zero.

What a macaroon.


Indeed.

median
7th June 2006, 09:54 AM
At least he didn't take it, lion down...Lion..lying..get it? ;)

Bugger.

tkingdoll
7th June 2006, 11:42 AM
At least he didn't take it, lion down...Lion..lying..get it? ;)

Bugger.




That was quite funny, in the mane, but it didn't have me roaring with laughter. Don't let pride get in the way of a good joke, people might think you're a cheetah, and that would be less than purrfect. Cat you dig it?

vbloke
7th June 2006, 11:58 AM
At least he didn't take it, lion down...Lion..lying..get it? ;)

Bugger.




That was quite funny, in the mane, but it didn't have me roaring with laughter. Don't let pride get in the way of a good joke, people might think you're a cheetah, and that would be less than purrfect. Cat you dig it?

I'm feline that this thread has gone the way of the pun...

median
7th June 2006, 12:14 PM
But of claws it has :)

Hazen
4th July 2006, 10:07 PM
Especially for the benefit of huntster:
http://www.bsalert.com/f-store/eatmorchristian.jpg

tkingdoll
4th July 2006, 10:24 PM
LOL Hazen!