Ted Kennedy - Any Conspiracies yet

[polomint38]

Ted Kennedy has died, he is a Kennedy and a Senator. Even though he died of a brain tumour, how long before a conspiracy theory starts.

Inter-dimentional dog like creatures, disguised as sheep injected early stage cancer stem cells in his head while he was sleeping?

Or something similar.

I hope some nutter picks up on this, I've always wanted to start a conspiracy theory. O0

[dalriada]

He was murdered by the evil psychokinetic powers of an NHS "death panel" staffed entirely by Lizards in Sarah Palin masks....



>:D

[Mulder]

There were already lots of conspiracy theories about Chappaquiddick in his life time. Simple rule - if it's a big news story, there's at least one conspiracy theory.

What would be more interesting would be if conspiracy theorists could predict big news stories.

[Trinoc]

In politics, and particularly American politics, conspiracies are the norm. This kind of discredits the cranky conspiracy theory industry -- I think we should resist the contamination of conspiracy theory fairy land by real conspiracies.

[NorthernSoul]

Ted Kennedy was an INSIDE JOob!!!! Mr Kennedy was obviously killed by the Obama administration!!!!1!!! a high profile death like this will serve to convince the sheeple that socialising healthcare will benefit even richest US citizens!!!!!! But we are on to you Barack HUSSEIN Obama!!!!!!!111

[Trinoc]

Barack HUSSEIN Obama!!!!!!!111
Successor to George Whomad Bush ... ?

[brianp]

Ted Kennedy has died, he is a Kennedy and a Senator. Even though he died of a brain tumour, how long before a conspiracy theory starts.

Well there are plenty of people with a motive to kill the old b...... Forty years ago almost to the day, he caused the accident which killed Mary Jo Kopechne and left her to die - and was let off. He was indirectly responsible for the deaths of the IRA's many victims through his undying support for that evil terrorist group. I guess that means he's p...ed off quite a few people - including Prince Philip, whose uncle was murdered by IRA cowards. And you know what happens to people who p... off Prince Philip (think Paris 1997.) ;) Oh, and nanothermite will be involved too, of course, The troof will out!!

[Trinoc]

Prince Philip, whose uncle was murdered by IRA cowards.
Naah ... we all know Mountbatten was blown up by a British government / MOD conspiracy because he was a great war hero who had just come out with some very articulate military arguments against nuclear weapons!

>:D

[brianp]

Naah ... we all know Mountbatten was blown up by a British government / MOD conspiracy because he was a great war hero who had just come out with some very articulate military arguments against nuclear weapons!>:D

But does Philip know that?

[al_capone_junior]

Ol' Teddy was a senator for 47 years. There are plenty enough conspiracy theories already, I'm sure!

But we could start some new ones anyway...:alien:

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