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    If you had a spirit guide...who would it be?

    Just for fun.

    Mine - probably Carl Sagan......Plato / Socrates would be fun

    Or even "Burt Fumbleneck" a well known and much missed street tramp of the area.....I think the lower classes are under represented in the psychic-guide realm...

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    Talking Re: If you had a spirit guide...who would it be?

    It would have to be Elvis....thats assuming he is dead of course

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    Re: If you had a spirit guide...who would it be?

    Quote Originally Posted by Dr B View Post
    Just for fun.

    Mine - probably Carl Sagan......Plato / Socrates would be fun
    All you have to do is ASK! Try Carl Sagan first - as soon as he logs in (you will hear him speaking to you in your head) let me know - I've got a few questions!

    I'm relying on you, because my own head is busy with my own guides and they don't like to be evicted!!!!!

    PS - like your new quote!


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    Re: If you had a spirit guide...who would it be?

    I've heard that 'Kreed Kafer' was a very informative spirit. 'Rik Eedles' and 'Ged Harken' equally so. :-\

    However I'd like Issac Asimov. His books made me think of him as a friend and I'd welcome the return of his gentle voice.
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    If I had a spirit guide, it'd probably end up being some grumpy old sod who whined incessantly in my ear all day and night.
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    Re: If you had a spirit guide...who would it be?

    Look around you. Your spirit guide is your best friend and your best friend is your spirit guide. You only need to know when to listen and when to shut up.

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    Re: If you had a spirit guide...who would it be?

    I'd go with Richard Feynman. He'd say things like 'relax. Not your problem. Look at that stripper!'

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    Re: If you had a spirit guide...who would it be?

    Tony Soprano- and I'd like him to be armed.
    "Expect the Inquisition..."

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    Xena!!

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    Smile Re: If you had a spirit guide...who would it be?

    can I choose the menu from the cocktail lounge/wine bar?
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    Re: If you had a spirit guide...who would it be?

    Yes. Pass it over here when you are finished with it.

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    Re: If you had a spirit guide...who would it be?

    Lagavulin. Keep the cork.

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    "What do you expect?"
    "From you, nothing! From me, nothing less."
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    Re: If you had a spirit guide...who would it be?

    I'd be first in the queue for Houdini.

    Imagine being able to produce someone's lost house keys from your mouth, (as opposed to a piece of muslin).
    Confucius he say: Learning without thinking is useless. Thinking without learning is dangerous.

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    Spike Milligan

    Tell me Spike, where's the missing person?

    "He's fallen in the water"

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