Love and light to him too.
We have a contact us page on the main site. This is where we get media enquiries but it's also used by people writing in to say how the main articles are all a load of rubbish and completely wrong etc...
This usually comes from alt. med. peddlers.
I've just received this one, however, and I thought I's share it with you. It's a more extreme version of the sort of twaddle that people write in with:
Someone claiming to be called: Dr Findus McMan.You are a complete bunch of cunts that are contributing nothing to this world, other than expressing your own unhappiness and confusion with what surrounds you, through the empty words, that are only OPINION, that you post on this pathetic 'web site'. Fuck off and die and do all of us that are aiming for good in this world a favour, there's enough that we're trying to improve without idiots like YOU holding things back with your crackpot newtonian/cartesian era thinking. WAKE UP YOU PRICKS, IT'S THE YEAR 2007 incase you haven't noticed, not the year 1707 as you may feel so comfortable dwelling in and uneasy in letting go of. Why don't you shit heads publish articles on quantum science ? Eh, you fucking pricks ? You'll find that if you read any papers by any of the leading minds on this subject that your OPINIONS (I.E. OPINIONS = NOT SCIENCE, incase you need this explained) are unfounded and worthless. Fuck you all. You will find out the truth at the end of your shitty lives anyway, then you'll look pretty fucking stupid even in your own eyes.
Obviously he's yet to graduate from charm schoolbut apart from that, I don't quite know what his gripe is.
Clearly, we all have a long way to go before reaching the state of nirvana that Findus has, but he forgot to tell us how to manage it.![]()
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Love and light to him too.
" Cartesian" ?!
Now, that is a low expression.![]()
The style as we like is the humdrum.
Dr of nobbery perhaps? I did enjoy that letter though. It was suprisingly well constructed for a woo, well up until the last part anyway. Kudos to Dr Findus, your chicken and mushroom pancakes are delicious when drunk.
De omnibus dubitandum
Well his grasp of his anglo-saxon expletives are quite exemplary.
It seems, to use a popular expression, he has more mouth than a cow's got...well, I'm sure we know the rest.
Thinking about it, perhaps Findus is a typo. I think he means Fundus.
I don't know what the hell is in there, but it's weird and pissed off whatever it is.
How did he know I am a hermaphrodite?![]()
Actually, Iīm not all that comfortable dwelling in 1707. The war of the Spanish Succession is playing havoc with my travel arrangements and I wasnīt invited to Bachīs wedding.![]()
Silly me! I thought it was this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acts_of_Union_1707
The style as we like is the humdrum.
Oh god, sorry John. I was in a really bad mood that day.
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Well, if I find out 'The Truth' at the end of my existence,I won't feel stupid at all;merely pleased that my assertion that the learning curve never stops has been utterly proven.
I'm curious as to what type of 'good' the worthy Doktor is bringing to the world - has he/she/it graced us with any more diatribes?
Still follows the pattern though- meaningless references to quantum physics linked to nonsensical arguments.
Lord Muck - I fully agree that 'C*******n' is going beyond the bounds of propriety.'I'm Pig therefore I'm Spam' is all I can recall of my Enlightenment studies.
Ok I've read what he had to say and his point being is...??? :-\
I have not failed... I've just found 10,000 ways that don't work!
...spreading The Healing Light of Unconditional Love throughout the Universe, of course.
Donīt forget these people always take the moral higher ground. They have been given special powers from Wherever to make the world a better place, whereas we are nasty individuals who go round pulling rugs from under feet, removing blinkers, popping balloons and stealing lollipops.
[quote=dee;24099]Ok I've read what he had to say and his point being is...???
He has no point! He knows profanity....what point is that?
Last edited by InForAPennyInForApound; 21st November 2007 at 09:45 PM.
The happiest people don't have the best of everything. They just make the best of everything that they have.![]()
Couldn't we just mine this for signature-material? For example:You are a complete bunch of cunts that are contributing nothing to this world, other than expressing your own unhappiness and confusion with what surrounds you, through the empty words, that are only OPINION, that you post on this pathetic 'web site'. Fuck off and die and do all of us that are aiming for good in this world a favour, there's enough that we're trying to improve without idiots like YOU holding things back with your crackpot newtonian/cartesian era thinking. WAKE UP YOU PRICKS, IT'S THE YEAR 2007 incase you haven't noticed, not the year 1707 as you may feel so comfortable dwelling in and uneasy in letting go of. Why don't you shit heads publish articles on quantum science ? Eh, you fucking pricks ? You'll find that if you read any papers by any of the leading minds on this subject that your OPINIONS (I.E. OPINIONS = NOT SCIENCE, incase you need this explained) are unfounded and worthless. Fuck you all. You will find out the truth at the end of your shitty lives anyway, then you'll look pretty fucking stupid even in your own eyes.
Proudly fucking off and dying or
Happy, well-adjusted member of a bunch of useless cunts or
Crackpot Newtonian.
Or indeed Prick waking up.
Oh, and:
Literate incase you hadn't noticed.
The style as we like is the humdrum.
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