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    My Favourite Local News Headline Today

    Two men arrested over a break-in at an electricity sub-station have been released without charge.



    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/l...re/7097881.stm



    Maybe it's just me!


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    A light offence, then

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    Re: My Favourite Local News Headline Today

    Two men, aged 25 and 22, arrested on suspicion of burglary, were released without charge. A 22-year-old man has been released on bail.
    What is it with today's generation?

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    Re: My Favourite Local News Headline Today

    Quote Originally Posted by Bat E Bird View Post
    Two men arrested over a break-in at an electricity sub-station have been released without charge.



    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/l...re/7097881.stm



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    I have to do it.....


    Shocking!


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    Re: My Favourite Local News Headline Today

    It made my hair stand on end!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bat E Bird View Post
    Two men arrested over a break-in at an electricity sub-station have been released without charge.
    A battery of other offences were taken into consideration!

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    shocking news
    De omnibus dubitandum

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    Ohm my god! Watt were they thinking?
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    I do like current events, the article was a little short. I guess Ill have to browse the news circuit to get the full story. etc etc etc
    De omnibus dubitandum

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    Inspector Farad was hoping to press charges by putting a case together using inductor logic. Unfortunately he came up against a lot of resistance and his efforts were 'ampered.
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    That's no way to conduct yourself.
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    Not recently, but honestly, I read once:

    Body found in Graveyard.

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    Re: My Favourite Local News Headline Today

    Quote Originally Posted by Janot View Post
    Not recently, but honestly, I read once:

    Body found in Graveyard.
    I see no future in working in a graveyard - it's a dead end job!
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