Reply With QuoteI wasn't sure what I wanted but this image came to me in a dream
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Perfect Xmas pressie!
Originally Posted by vbloke
calm down dear
De omnibus dubitandum
I wasn't sure what I wanted but this image came to me in a dream
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...71b/BLwish.jpg
Perfect Xmas pressie!
Sorry to break the bad news folks, but this thread is academic because Santa committed suicide in Gateshead today by throwing himself off the roof of Gateshead's Swallow Hotel:
A Lapland spokesman said that Santa had been increasingly depressed by developments in recent months. First came minimum wage demands by his elves; then the animal-welfare department said he had to give his reindeer a 10 minute break every hour; then the FAA said he couldn't fly below 500 feet over built-up areas - and the last straw, a ban on saying "Ho, Ho, Ho" by the PC nuts. He just couldn't take any more.
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. - Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)
My son told me that he thinks Father Christmas is really Doctor Who in disguise īcos as he can go back in time in his Tardis, he can visit all the children in the world on the same night.
Not a bad theory. For a seven year old.
And I don't want a 2008 "Beetroot World" calendar either, as seen in a GC today, with the Ma.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear
bright, until you hear them speak.
Tell him Santa's dead - and have a cheap Christmas.
My son told me that he thinks Father Christmas is really Doctor Who in disguise īcos as he can go back in time in his Tardis, he can visit all the children in the world on the same night.
Not a bad theory. For a seven year old.
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. - Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)
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