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    A theory of everything

    hhhhhmmmm....what can i say - I'm working on it.....(stokes beard in office)
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    Re: A theory of everything

    Resistentialism is the coming thing, I'm told.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Resistentialism

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    The style as we like is the humdrum.

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    Re: A theory of everything

    "Les choses sont contre nous"
    should be our motto

    Mind you, I'm tempted by this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frisbeetarianism
    The speed of light, expressed in FFF Units, is 1.8 mega-furlongs per micro-fortnight, or approximately 1.8 terafurlongs per fortnight.

    Gravity makes the heart grow heavier.

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    ny use of this product, in any manner whatsoever, will increase the amount of disorder in the universe. Although no liability is implied herein, the consumer is warned that this process will lead to the heat death of the universe.

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    Re: A theory of everything

    Another gem from Jennings: bunkrapt

    And its cognates: bunkraptcy, bunkrapture...
    The style as we like is the humdrum.

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    Re: A theory of everything

    If you're going to counter lunacy, then I say let's go more so!

    All hats off to this bloke!

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster
    I don't know what the hell is in there, but it's weird and pissed off whatever it is.

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    Re: A theory of everything

    oh and acknowledgements to vbloke
    I don't know what the hell is in there, but it's weird and pissed off whatever it is.

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    Re: A theory of everything

    The FSM is a hoot :D

    Actually, a very intelligent way of making a point.
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