They really should give up on the whole 'there are no transitional fossils' thing -
There are so many gaps now, that we need more gods to fill them.
Less of the "God of the gaps", more of the "Gaps full of Gods"
The speed of light, expressed in FFF Units, is 1.8 mega-furlongs per micro-fortnight, or approximately 1.8 terafurlongs per fortnight.
Gravity makes the heart grow heavier.
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I want a sea scorpion, they look rather cute in an ugly kind of way. I'm just measuring up the kids pool to see if it will fit in...
I have not failed... I've just found 10,000 ways that don't work!
Yet another reason why you'll never get me into a time machine.