Reply With QuoteWhy isn't "phonetic" spelt the way it sounds?
Does the name "Pavlov" ring any bells?
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear
bright, until you hear them speak.
Why isn't "phonetic" spelt the way it sounds?
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear
bright, until you hear them speak.
If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on what happens?Originally Posted by bindeweede
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear
bright, until you hear them speak.
"If power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely, where does that leave God?"
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear
bright, until you hear them speak.
"In the beginning there was nothing and God said 'Let there be light', and there was still nothing but everybody could see it."
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear
bright, until you hear them speak.
Not a lot. If you are travelling at the speed of light, time has stopped. One of the many reasons you can't actually get to the speed of light.
Science: ruining jokes since 1268AD
My favourite science joke was a bumper sticker - a white sticker with the words:Not a lot. If you are travelling at the speed of light, time has stopped. One of the many reasons you can't actually get to the speed of light.
Science: ruining jokes since 1268AD
IF THIS LOOKS BLUE, YOU'RE GOING TOO FAST
The speed of light, expressed in FFF Units, is 1.8 mega-furlongs per micro-fortnight, or approximately 1.8 terafurlongs per fortnight.
Gravity makes the heart grow heavier.
Any use of this product, in any manner whatsoever, will increase the amount of disorder in the universe. Although no liability is implied herein, the consumer is warned that this process will lead to the heat death of the universe.
Why should it? There is no law that says all words have to be self-descriptive.
Exactly.
Although, I feel "orange" should be onomatopoeic.
The speed of light, expressed in FFF Units, is 1.8 mega-furlongs per micro-fortnight, or approximately 1.8 terafurlongs per fortnight.
Gravity makes the heart grow heavier.
Any use of this product, in any manner whatsoever, will increase the amount of disorder in the universe. Although no liability is implied herein, the consumer is warned that this process will lead to the heat death of the universe.
Am I a total failure?
I don't know what the hell is in there, but it's weird and pissed off whatever it is.
The bible tells us in the beginning there was the Word, now I for one cant believe that the first thing that god created was Terry Christian, even if he is a relative.
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