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    Holy Drinking Water: Mmm, blessings are so refreshing

    http://www.holydrinkingwater.info/httpsite/index.html

    "Our future goal is to have a clergy from every faith bless each bottle of Holy Drinking Water™"

    "Beware of our warning:
    If you are a sinner or evil in nature, this product may cause burning, intense heat, sweating, skin irritations, rashes, itchiness, vomiting bloodshot and watery eyes, pale skin color, and oral irritations."

    "Applying to bless our water. We are currently accepting applications for blessing our drinking water. You must be an ordained clergy to apply. All participant's information is kept highly confidential."


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    Re: Holy Drinking Water: Mmm, blessings are so refreshing

    Would someone please remind me what century I'm in

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    Re: Holy Drinking Water: Mmm, blessings are so refreshing

    Hmm. Can't get the link to work.

    All that sinning, I expect...
    The style as we like is the humdrum.

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    Re: Holy Drinking Water: Mmm, blessings are so refreshing

    Quote Originally Posted by siestatime View Post
    Would someone please remind me what century I'm in
    17th?
    Mousse from a bowl is very nice, but to put it on a person is demented!

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    Re: Holy Drinking Water: Mmm, blessings are so refreshing

    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Muck oGentry View Post
    Hmm. Can't get the link to work.

    All that sinning, I expect...
    I can't get it to work either.. tried a couple of times last night, and again tonight, with IE and Firefox.

    I'm obviously not as pure as what I thought....






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    Re: Holy Drinking Water: Mmm, blessings are so refreshing

    Liked this bit:

    vomiting bloodshot and watery eyes
    We sinners prize the eyeballs as delicacies, you know...
    The style as we like is the humdrum.

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    Re: Holy Drinking Water: Mmm, blessings are so refreshing

    I double checked the link and it's working for me with both Opera and Firefox version 2.0.0.11.

    Guess I'm going to heaven then? Or... could it be that you both just don't need saving?

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    Re: Holy Drinking Water: Mmm, blessings are so refreshing

    Quote Originally Posted by LeQue View Post
    Or... could it be that you both just don't need saving?
    In my case, that constitutes an extraordinary claim. Evidence?

    * beady-eyed glare*

    The style as we like is the humdrum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Muck oGentry View Post
    In my case, that constitutes an extraordinary claim. Evidence?
    I was merely asking

    At least I know what to get some folk here for Xmas.

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    Re: Holy Drinking Water: Mmm, blessings are so refreshing

    Nah, don't bother sending me the holy water. If the truth be told, my besetting sin is the fairly harmless Sloth. I'd have gone for the swankier Accidie
    http://atheism.about.com/library/glo...ef_accidie.htm
    but it seemed a lot of bother for very little gain in wickedness.
    The style as we like is the humdrum.

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    Accidie... Very nice word. And plus it takes some heat off our poor wee friends from the Megalonychidae family~

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    Re: Holy Drinking Water: Mmm, blessings are so refreshing

    I suppose that's what they mean by a taxon sin...
    The style as we like is the humdrum.

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    Re: Holy Drinking Water: Mmm, blessings are so refreshing

    Wayne enterprises inc eh?

    Well, if Batman believes in it.....

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    Re: Holy Drinking Water: Mmm, blessings are so refreshing

    There was an old joke about an Irishman coming back through customs after a trip to Eastern Europe.
    "What's in this bottle, Sir?"
    "Er - holy water"
    Customs man opens bottle, sniffs.
    "Vodka!"
    Man: "Glory be to God, a miracle!"

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    Off topic: Skirrid is 'that which has been shaken' in Welsh. Is there a story there?

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