Would someone please remind me what century I'm in![]()
http://www.holydrinkingwater.info/httpsite/index.html
"Our future goal is to have a clergy from every faith bless each bottle of Holy Drinking Water™"
"Beware of our warning:
If you are a sinner or evil in nature, this product may cause burning, intense heat, sweating, skin irritations, rashes, itchiness, vomiting bloodshot and watery eyes, pale skin color, and oral irritations."
"Applying to bless our water. We are currently accepting applications for blessing our drinking water. You must be an ordained clergy to apply. All participant's information is kept highly confidential."
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Would someone please remind me what century I'm in![]()
Hmm. Can't get the link to work.
All that sinning, I expect...
The style as we like is the humdrum.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear
bright, until you hear them speak.
Liked this bit:
We sinners prize the eyeballs as delicacies, you know...vomiting bloodshot and watery eyes
The style as we like is the humdrum.
I double checked the link and it's working for me with both Opera and Firefox version 2.0.0.11.
Guess I'm going to heaven then? Or... could it be that you both just don't need saving?![]()
Nah, don't bother sending me the holy water. If the truth be told, my besetting sin is the fairly harmless Sloth. I'd have gone for the swankier Accidie
http://atheism.about.com/library/glo...ef_accidie.htm
but it seemed a lot of bother for very little gain in wickedness.![]()
The style as we like is the humdrum.
Accidie... Very nice word. And plus it takes some heat off our poor wee friends from the Megalonychidae family~
I suppose that's what they mean by a taxon sin...
The style as we like is the humdrum.
Wayne enterprises inc eh?
Well, if Batman believes in it.....![]()
There was an old joke about an Irishman coming back through customs after a trip to Eastern Europe.
"What's in this bottle, Sir?"
"Er - holy water"
Customs man opens bottle, sniffs.
"Vodka!"
Man: "Glory be to God, a miracle!"
Off topic: Skirrid is 'that which has been shaken' in Welsh. Is there a story there?
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