Reply With QuoteHow many systems analysts does it take to change a light bulb
15
its a hardware fault really
How many students does it take to screw in a light bulb
!!!! you can screw in a light bulb??
How many systems analysts does it take to change a light bulb
15
its a hardware fault really
How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb
Fish
Aardvark beat me to it:
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None - hardware problem
How many married men does it take to change a light bulb
3
One to change the bulb and the other two to award him with a medal and look grateful
How many Woos does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one
but it takes an age because once they take hold, they have to wait for the cosmos to revolve around them.
Why does it take 10 women with PMT to change a light bulb ?
(shouting) BECAUSE IT BLOODY WELL DOES OK
What kind of monkey can fly?
A hot air baboon
The speed of light, expressed in FFF Units, is 1.8 mega-furlongs per micro-fortnight, or approximately 1.8 terafurlongs per fortnight.
Gravity makes the heart grow heavier.
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One, and it's NOT FUNNY!Originally Posted by Aardvark
"You got to use your brain." - McKinley Morganfield
I keep getting this terrible feeling of deja woo.
How many egocentrics does it take to change a light bulb?
A million and one.
One to hold the lighhtbulb and a million to revolve the world around her.
A rabbit might be able to multiply, but only a snake can be an adder....(geddit!!!) - apologies in advance......
Why is cheese?
A rabbit might be able to multiply, but only a snake can be an adder....(geddit!!!) - apologies in advance......
Mmm whats up Doc? I think you may need to visit the herpetologist ASAP?
Oh, by the way, blessed are the Greeks
I don't know what the hell is in there, but it's weird and pissed off whatever it is.
Welcome Median
I must say though, I thought your first posting was decidedly 'average'.
Obviously I sorted all first postings out and picked the one in the middle. 8)
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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?
7
One to change the bulb, the other six to start a support group.
Dru.
oooooh now you're in trouble!
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