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Taoism: Shit happens.
Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?
Hinduism: This shit's happened before.
Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
Islam: If shit happens, it's the will of Allah.
Protestantism: Shit happens because we don't work hard enough.
Catholicism: Shit happens because we are bad.
Christian Fundamentalism: Shit happens because the Bible says so.
Jehovah's Witnesses: Knock knock. Shit happens.
Judaism: Why does shit always happen to us?
Agnosticism: We don't know shit.
Atheism: No shit.
Hare Krishna: Shit happens -rama rama ding ding.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit.
Acknowledgements to Mitchell Symons' This Book.
Confucius he say: Learning without thinking is useless. Thinking without learning is dangerous.
Worst signature ever.
I got a giggle at 'no shit'. Although technically that would be existentialism, not atheism. OK, I'm being a completely pedantic boring nerd about a daft joke, but technically...
well, just saying.
There's a mystery - I can't delete this post.Originally Posted by tkingdoll
Well, as I can't delete it, I was going to say, "There's nothing wrong with shit. Everybody's full of it."
Last edited by bindeweede; 29th December 2007 at 10:25 PM.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear
bright, until you hear them speak.
That would be pantheism, then.
Or pantarheiism, possibly?That would be pantheism, then.
The style as we like is the humdrum.
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