Taoism: Shit happens.
Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?
Hinduism: This shit's happened before.
Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
Islam: If shit happens, it's the will of Allah.
Protestantism: Shit happens because we don't work hard enough.
Catholicism: Shit happens because we are bad.
Christian Fundamentalism: Shit happens because the Bible says so.
Jehovah's Witnesses: Knock knock. Shit happens.
Judaism: Why does shit always happen to us?
Agnosticism: We don't know shit.
Atheism: No shit.
Hare Krishna: Shit happens -rama rama ding ding.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit.
Acknowledgements to Mitchell Symons' This Book.
Confucius he say: Learning without thinking is useless. Thinking without learning is dangerous.
Worst signature ever.
I got a giggle at 'no shit'. Although technically that would be existentialism, not atheism. OK, I'm being a completely pedantic boring nerd about a daft joke, but technically...
well, just saying.
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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear
bright, until you hear them speak.
That would be pantheism, then.