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  1. 2nd January 2008, 03:55 PM #1
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    If you're going to predict the end of the world, this is a handy how-to guide

    http://www.2007rapture.com/

    Plenty of verbiage, overuse of exclamation marks, refusal to believe you were wrong (even though you grudgingly admit you were wrong), ALL CAPS, divine inspiration, talking to god(s), individual revelations, and, as he says himself:
    Keep in touch with this website, I will post all messages and information from God as I get it. Until God says something new keep doing what He has already said to do.
    be utterly convinced you are the mouthpiece for a greater power.
    The speed of light, expressed in FFF Units, is 1.8 mega-furlongs per micro-fortnight, or approximately 1.8 terafurlongs per fortnight.

    Gravity makes the heart grow heavier.

    A    ny use of this product, in any manner whatsoever, will increase the amount of disorder in the universe. Although no liability is implied herein, the consumer is warned that this process will lead to the heat death of the universe.
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  2. 2nd January 2008, 05:43 PM #2
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    Re: If you're going to predict the end of the world, this is a handy how-to guide

    The site doesn't seem to exist any more. Possibly the world ended and I missed it.
    Better sorry than safe.
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    Re: If you're going to predict the end of the world, this is a handy how-to guide

    http://www.2008rapture.com/

    Another year, the world still goes on ...
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    Re: If you're going to predict the end of the world, this is a handy how-to guide

    http://web.archive.org/web/200706290...07rapture.com/

    THE RAPTURE OF THE CHURCH IS GOING TO HAPPEN DURING THE SUMMER, THIS YEAR
    (JUNE 21-SEPTEMBER 21) 2007!!

    ...

    God specifically told me 2007 was the year.
    Norty God.
    "You got to use your brain." - McKinley Morganfield

    I keep getting this terrible feeling of deja woo.
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    Re: If you're going to predict the end of the world, this is a handy how-to guide

    Quote Originally Posted by Mulder View Post
    http://www.2008rapture.com/

    Another year, the world still goes on ...
    I saw a picture of a dog's arse that looked quite a lot like that picture.???
    You know, people who see the face of Jesus on the side of a tree, or a blood-stain.






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    Re: If you're going to predict the end of the world, this is a handy how-to guide

    I hope they get the rapture to coincide with 2012. That will be fun.
    Mousse from a bowl is very nice, but to put it on a person is demented!
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    Re: If you're going to predict the end of the world, this is a handy how-to guide

    The olympics or the Mayan calendar thing?
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    Lah-di-dah me new shoes,
    Standing on me tail"
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    Re: If you're going to predict the end of the world, this is a handy how-to guide

    Quote Originally Posted by bindeweede View Post
    I saw a picture of a dog's arse that looked quite a lot like that picture.???
    You know, people who see the face of Jesus on the side of a tree, or a blood-stain.
    Why is it always Jesus?
    Who knows what Jesus looked like? It could be Ahmed the goat herder or Charles Manson.
    Worst signature ever.
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  9. 3rd January 2008, 08:46 AM #9
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    Re: If you're going to predict the end of the world, this is a handy how-to guide

    Sometimes it's Mary, or Mother Teresa. Thank you for the excuse:

    http://gingery.files.wordpress.com/2006/11/nun-bun.jpg
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  10. 6th January 2008, 02:43 PM #10
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    Re: If you're going to predict the end of the world, this is a handy how-to guide

    looks like mother turdresa to me
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