I thought all but one of them was funny, well, one and a half. Maybe you guys will like them. ???
1. There are only 10 types of people in the world — those who understand binary, and those who don't.
2. A mathematician, a biologist and a physicist are sitting in a street café watching an empty house on the other side of the street. Then they see two people going into the house. After a while they notice three people coming out of the house. The physicist says, "We can't have seen it accurately." The biologist says, "They must have reproduced." The mathematician says, "If one more person enters the house then it will be empty."
3. Three statisticians go duck hunting. Their dog chases out a duck and it starts to fly. The first statistician aims and takes his shot, it misses a foot too high. The second statistician aims and takes his shot, it misses a foot too low. The third statistician says, "We got him!"
4. Women are the product of time and money:
Women = Time X Money
Time is money:
Women = Money X Money
Money is the root of all evil:
Women = √Evil X √Evil
So women are evil:
Women = Evil
5. Two scientists are sitting in a bar. A blonde walks by them and one of the scientists sighs "Why are blondes so attractive?" To this, the friend replies "because they are so dense."
6: Two atoms sitting in a bar. One turns to the other and says "I think I'm missing an electron".
"Are you sure?" says the other.
"Yes, I'm positive."
7:
An ASCII character walks into a bar and orders three double-vodkas. Which he downs in quick succession.
"What's your trouble, son?" asks the bartender.
"Parity error", mutters the character.
"Ah, I thought you looked a bit off."
Loved number 6, thanks for the laugh. Ashamed to admit I didn't get number 7.
If through some transmission error a one had been mistakenly received as a nought or vice versa this might be detected though use of a Parity Bit.Originally Posted by Nudles
Loved number 6, thanks for the laugh. Ashamed to admit I didn't get number 7
Thus a parity error would occur and lead to the data being requested again.
The pun is "a bit off" a humorous description of the circumstance detected by parity errors.
Thanks for the clarification Matt.
Definition of a parity error?
Squawk! Pieces of seven! Pieces of seven!
What do you get if you cross an apple with a nun?
A computer that won't go down on you.
how many psicologists does it take to change a light bulb?
one, but the light bulb has to want to change.???
What did Schrodinger's wife say to him?
What have you done to the cat? It looks half dead!
Why did the cat fall off the roof?
Lost its mu.
Does Schroedingers cat have 18 half lives?
The Law of Excluded Middle either rules or does not rule-OK.
The style as we like is the humdrum.
"Expect the Inquisition..."
"Expect the Inquisition..."
"Expect the Inquisition..."
A policeman pulls over Dr. Heisenberg and says, "Sir, do you know how fast you were going?"
Dr. Heisenberg responds, "No, but I know exactly where I am"
The speed of light, expressed in FFF Units, is 1.8 mega-furlongs per micro-fortnight, or approximately 1.8 terafurlongs per fortnight.
Gravity makes the heart grow heavier.
Any use of this product, in any manner whatsoever, will increase the amount of disorder in the universe. Although no liability is implied herein, the consumer is warned that this process will lead to the heat death of the universe.
I probably shouldn't admit to having the t-shirt. Although in all fairness it was a present.
Better sorry than safe.
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