Reply With QuoteBob Dezon told me about Thunderwood College. On my piarno (sic) I have a Doctor of Sciences in Quantum Feng-Shui.Originally Posted by dalriada
Didn't cost nowt.
I wonder if I could interest Mr Mannion is my quality services.???
It had to happen...
Buy your Parapsychology PhD for less than £10!
"Expect the Inquisition..."
Bob Dezon told me about Thunderwood College. On my piarno (sic) I have a Doctor of Sciences in Quantum Feng-Shui.
Didn't cost nowt.
I wonder if I could interest Mr Mannion is my quality services.???
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear
bright, until you hear them speak.
Have you noticed, no two people on the planet pronounce "Feng-Shui" the same way?
..or is it just me? ???
Worst signature ever.
I wonder if I could get one in Quantum Parapsychology? I feel it's the future.
And how are you supposed to pronounce "Feng Shui" Anyway?
Feng shoo-ey?
Feng Shwee?
What are the quantum implications of getting it wrong? Will there be typhoons over singapore or will a million butterflies die in Kent? We must be careful.
Everything has implications...it's all connected...
Last edited by dalriada; 19th February 2008 at 11:25 AM. Reason: wasn't silly enough the first time
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I say Feng Schwee
Fung Shoo - totally anti-intuitive but there you are
It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers. (James Thurber 1894-1961)
i tried to get an on line deploma but my connection failed
I thought it was pronounced fung shway? anyway you can also buy another useless degree here hxxp://www.parapsych.org.uk/
A lot of people are these days they believe it gives them a sense of authority. It is unaccredited and only useful to other people with similar bogus degrees.
De omnibus dubitandum
Those people really are offering a diploma in Quantum Parapsychology!!
On one hand I'm upset because I thought I had invented the concept... On the other hand, I'm secretly pleased because it means I'm obviously and clearly very psychic in a Dean Radin-entangled minds-or - something-sortofa-way
Here's the syllabus:
Quantum Theory (for Parapsychologists and others) [Dip.Sc.] 1. Nature’s conjuring tricks examined How can something be in two places at once?- 2. the origins of quantum:- Planck’s Constant, particles of light, dual nature of light, Niels Bohr’s work, Louis de Broglie’s work. 3. Probability and Chance:- unpredictability, anatomy of an equation, Heisenberg’s uncertatinty principle, impossible halos, radioactive decay. 4. Spooky connections:- The two-slit trick explained, particle interferometers, a dice game played on Earth and planet Pluto, Entanglement, the EPR Experiment, the EPR Paradox, Bell’s Theorem, Quantum Chaology. 5. Seeing Affects:- Schrodinger’s Cat, Decoherance. 6. Formalism -v- Interpretation:- Does a theory need an interpretation?, The Many World’s interpretation.7. The sub-atomic world:- Mystery rays, Spin, Pauli’s exclusion principle, Antimatter, quantum tunneling, Quarks. 8. Ultimate Theory:- Quantum theory of light, Guage theories, Gravity, String theory. 9. Quantum at work in our everyday lives:- Microchip world, future uses of quantum, perpetual motion electricity, energy from nuclei, quantum mechanics in medicine, genetic mutations, atomic energy and nanotechnology. 10. The future ...
"Expect the Inquisition..."
Its a very popular course with paranormal groups. They believe it gives them an air of authority. They also use the letters after their names with increasing regularity. You cannot buy experitise im afraid, it only comes with research and practise. The diplomas are not worth the electronic paper they are printed on.
De omnibus dubitandum
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