I've got them,....have you?

**bindeweede** · 20th July 2008, 11:18 PM

Yes, I'm talking.....

Ascension Symptoms

Well, I have been feeling strange for ages, but anyway..

Many of you maybe aware that there have been huge changes that have been taking place for number of years now and that there is talk about the "great shift" that will affect not only us, but mother earth too. Big shifts in energy are taking place and as a result we have been experiencing what is known as "Ascension Symptoms". These symptoms do not last forever but whilst you are experiencing them it can make you feel somewhat strange and may make you feel like you are going crazy!!

But you should never forget...

When we embody 100% of our divinity we become the people that we were truly meant to be, our lives become full of bliss,fulfillment, love, joy,abundance and empowerment. We must really take responsibility for our own lives and look at ourselves,work on our negative ego and thought patterns and beliefs,work on staying in our own power, and not forget to ask the universe and the spiritual hierarchy for help and support. This is what ascension is all about!!

Just a little more for your education....

(As with any information we ask you to use discernment and follow your heart, so if this information resonates with you that is wonderful!!)

Body aches and pains, especially in the neck, shoulder and back. This is the result of intense changes at your DNA level as the "Christ seed" awakens within. This too shall pass.

You know, I REALLY DO NOT want the "Christ seed" to awaken within. Or indeed without!

http://www.strictlyspiritual.co.uk/p...n-symptoms.php

What a dandiprat.

**farmersboy** · 21st July 2008, 08:49 AM

Oh, is that what it is; I thought it was just wind....

...or just the Christ seed

**Julia** · 21st July 2008, 11:12 AM

I suppose it's comforting to know that "ascension symptoms" won't last forever. Presumably they'll end in the Ascension year 2012, along with the rest of the world. And I'm bloody sure I don't want the "Christ seed" in me - the world would have been so much better off if only the Virgin Mary had the nerve to just say "NO!" to Gabriel...

**Sarama** · 21st July 2008, 06:25 PM

Gary again? oh and Louise...

Hi I'm Louise and I have been aware of the spirit world and my psychic abilities from a young age. I am a member of the "Spiritual Workers Association" and I am qualified in the following, Diploma in Psychic Development, Angelic Reiki practitioner,Guided By Angels, Usui Reiki Master/Teacher,Universal White Time level 2, New Earth Teacher 2, Indian Head Massage & Auriculotherapy (which is ear accupuncture the no needles way). After leaving school I trained as a care assistant and later joined the nursing corps in the forces.

My journey has been a very interesting one to say the least!! and I would like to share with you some of the experiences that I have encountered....... For me growing up was kind of tough, I always felt "different"...

A "Diploma in Psychic Development" no less!

A deep longing to go Home. This is perhaps the most difficult and challenging of any of the conditions. You may experience a deep and overwhelming desire to leave the planet and return to Home. This is not a "suicidal" feeling. It is not based in anger or frustration. You don't want to make a big deal of it or cause drama for yourself or other. There is a quiet part of you that wants to go Home. The root cause for this isquite simple. You have completed your karmic cycles. You have completed your contract for this lifetime. You are ready to begin a new lifetime while still in this physical body.

(Be sensible see your G.P if you are concerned about your health)

I don't know about you, but I certainly feel like leaving the planet, simply to get away from this lot.

Love the bit about seeing your G.P. at the very end in small print. However, you might just land yourself "Louise" as a nurse!

Seriously, do you think it's contagious?

**brianp** · 21st July 2008, 07:49 PM

I am a member of the "Spiritual Workers Association" and I am qualified in the following, Diploma in Psychic Development, Angelic Reiki practitioner,Guided By Angels, Usui Reiki Master/Teacher,Universal White Time level 2, New Earth Teacher 2, Indian Head Massage & Auriculotherapy (which is ear accupuncture the no needles way).

It must be really satisfying to be so highly qualified in bull-poop.

**farmersboy** · 22nd July 2008, 07:03 AM

Just what is 'Universal white Time Level 2'?

**dalriada** · 22nd July 2008, 11:47 AM

According to The Uk School of Universal White Time Healing for there is indeed such an establishment:

There is so much that I could say about this subject, but it is so vast and there are so many other subjects that White Time connects with, that it would be impossible to explain it completely. This is because White Time is so much more than just a healing modality for use on Earth, and in fact, White Time does not even come from Earth.

It is not white light healing, spiritualist healing or anything like Reiki or any other healing energy or modality used on Earth.
White Time is a force that comes from a well out in the universe and it is part of the very fabric of our creation and all physical creation, in fact of life itself and the life behind all life.

WT is tremendously divine, and is guarded at the well by huge beings that are known as the White Time Masters*.These beings are incredibly old and are very powerful; they are there to ensure that WT is always protected and that the knowledges and energy it contains are always kept pure and totally loving.

The energy of WT itself contains more than we as humans could currently comprehend, for it contains within it all colours, tones, frequencies and all units of time (past, present and future).
In fact it contains all possibilities in physical creation…..

It is the energy used by all of the Masters, Archangels, Angels, Light beings, Light Extraterrestrials, and even your guides use it!!
Yes your guides also use WT.

So to cut a long story short, Universal White Time clearly ranks pretty high in the world of woo-ness. It also sounds suspiciously like De Selby's concept of Omnium . Further proof that Flann O'Brien is doing an awful lot of channelling in the spirit world these days...

"Sitting at home with my box of omnium I could do anything, see anything, and know everything with no limit to my powers save that of my own imagination. Perhaps I could use it to extend my imagination. I could destroy, alter and improve the universe at will."