Uselessness tested - scientifically (-ish).

[brettdbass]

How Useless is a Chocolate Teapot?

http://www.thenakedscientists.com/HT...colate-teapot/

Turns out, it's actually rather spiffing!
8)

[Mojo]

There has been earlier work on the same subject:

http://www.plokta.com/plokta/issue23/teapot.htm

[brettdbass]

Controversial!

[MischiefMonkey]

But have tests been conducted on Chocolate fireguards?

[Mojo]

Go on then.

[SimonC]

But have tests been conducted on Chocolate fireguards?

Or mudflaps on tortoises.

[MischiefMonkey]

Or mudflaps on tortoises.

That may get you a visit from the RSPCA.

[SimonC]

That may get you a visit from the RSPCA.

Good job I didn't suggest something to do with nuns, then. I hate to think who that would have got me a visit from.

[Pebble]

One vaguely positive experiment, one completely negative.

How long before herbal tea brewed in a chocolate tea pot becomes the next scientifically proven cure for a condition yet to be invented? Think of all the essences of vegetable extracts that suffuse the potion as it is brewed!

[Mojo]

Good job I didn't suggest something to do with nuns, then. I hate to think who that would have got me a visit from.

Someone quite unexpected, possibly.

[brettdbass]

One vaguely positive experiment, one completely negative.

How long before herbal tea brewed in a chocolate tea pot becomes the next scientifically proven cure for a condition yet to be invented? Think of all the essences of vegetable extracts that suffuse the potion as it is brewed!

*conducts research*