I suggest the ultimate conspiracy theory would be that the Hadron Collider had actually created a Black Hole such that our planet (etc, etc) was instantly destroyed, but that the New World Order had covered this up so that we thought nothing much had happened.
Is there a greater conspiracy theory beyond this one?
I am sure that together we can construct the ultimate conspiracy theory...
Last edited by Jack of Kent; 18th September 2008 at 03:48 PM.
The greatest conspiracy is surely the one that creates lots of conspiracy theories, so that we all think we are so clever because we know what's really going on. Meanwhile the real conspiracies go on in the background and we know nothing about them.
(I'm only half joking about this ...)
Be skeptical of the things you believe are false, but be very skeptical of the things you believe are true.
Can religion be classed as a conspiracy? If so I propose it as the greatest conspiracy of all time. OR maybe just the biggest con...
Bloody typical, they've gone back to metric without telling us.
The greatest conspiracy theory must be one that does not necessarily seek to explain a covered-up event that happens to be of immense scope, but rather one that attempts to explain every unexplained event. Illuminati, perhaps?
Self-sucussion - the quick and easy route to superpowers!
My words but a whisper, your deafness a shout
Originally Posted by darkwinter
The Bearded Ones.
"You got to use your brain." - McKinley Morganfield
I keep getting this terrible feeling of deja woo.
Not to be left out, skeptics should form their own conspiracy - plenty of people already believe we are a conspiracy anyway.
As a name, I propose TessaK's surreal description of SitP attendees: The Inner Gandalf.
Be skeptical of the things you believe are false, but be very skeptical of the things you believe are true.
Knights Templar! I never heard of a halfway-decent conspiracy theory that didn't have those lads in it somewhere.
Why are we here? Because we're here. Roll the bones...
Naah! They were just a front organisation for the Gandalfians!
Be skeptical of the things you believe are false, but be very skeptical of the things you believe are true.
Why are we here? Because we're here. Roll the bones...
It's been done:
In the beginning there was the word...
Surely...
<H5>The Beginning</H5>St John came along rather later - just a bit player in the conspiracy.
1 In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.
"No statement should be believed because it is made by an authority." Robert Heinlein
Nah, Creating the Heavens and the earths wasn't the conspiracy, getting Terry bloody Christian a job was, it was probably something to do with his family ties...
Isn't there some evidence the the govt have been happy for the UFO conspiracy to keep going because it basically keeps the loons away from more sensitive things that are really going on at airbases etc? Or is that just a government conspiracy to make me think that!The greatest conspiracy is surely the one that creates lots of conspiracy theories, so that we all think we are so clever because we know what's really going on. Meanwhile the real conspiracies go on in the background and we know nothing about them.
(I'm only half joking about this ...
Mousse from a bowl is very nice, but to put it on a person is demented!
I could tell you ... but then I'd have to kill you ...
Be skeptical of the things you believe are false, but be very skeptical of the things you believe are true.
Re: The Quest for the Ultimate Conspiracy Theory
duck tape? can we make a conspiracy out of duck tape do you think?
When spraying of DDT stopped in Ceylon (present day Sri Lanka), malaria cases rose from 17 in 1963 to 2.5 goddamn million in 1969. But, hey at least there's a lot more Mosquitoes around.
All though the possibility exists that there is intelligent life in the universe, all we know is that there is none here.
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