Reply With QuoteI , I,,, m 91 alread.......oooooooooooooooh.Originally Posted by hilary shinclair
Get down the gym and get on those weights. Finish with 64 lengths of the pool and you'll live to 90 guaranteed.
I , I,,, m 91 alread.......oooooooooooooooh.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear
bright, until you hear them speak.
I've already put the weight on I don't need jim to help me.
Let me get this right ... I spend a third of my life exercising in order to extend my life span by less than a third?
Be skeptical of the things you believe are false, but be very skeptical of the things you believe are true.
Of course I'm blooming detoxing.
I have a liver, two kidneys and the full compliment of skin.
I can't not detox.
"We all like going to sleep. One day we will go to sleep without having to set the alarm." Drut. RIP.
Me! I might even go as far as ruining it by dipping it in my cuppa tea. Blasphemy is a fine fine thing.
Detoxing is a little too similar to sinning (use your imagination), and then promptly going to confession, is it not?
"The Garden of Eden was a boggy swamp just South of Croydon"
Dunking is fine, I just find Hobnobs sweet enough already - not everything needs chocolate.Me! I might even go as far as ruining it by dipping it in my cuppa tea. Blasphemy is a fine fine thing.
Yeah, people should just accept their excessesDetoxing is a little too similar to sinning (use your imagination), and then promptly going to confession, is it not?
Defendants might as well have said: Beneficent creatures from the 17th dimension use this bracelet as a beacon to locate people who need pain relief and whisk them off to their home world every night to provide help in ways unknown to our science.
Judge Frank Easterbrook commenting on the Q-Ray bracelet
"For Gods sake you're an American! Stop thinking of the consequences and blow something up" - Stan Smith, American Dad!
De-toxing? Pah! My body is a temple....
...one of those that gets discovered in a forest after a few hundred years, the sort that has an altar with strange dark stains on it and dubious carvings depicting things that should not be...
Bloody typical, they've gone back to metric without telling us.
Don't diet:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_..._(nutritionist)
Or exercise:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Fixx#Death
Simple!
Mousse from a bowl is very nice, but to put it on a person is demented!
I don't de-tox, I don't need to. I go to the doctor once a year, pee in a bottle, and two days later he rings me up and tells me I can carry on drinking. He's a very nice doctor.... so far .....
I am as you read saying my Act of Contrition ready to enter the becurtained box of abstinence! ...but first, I'll finish this packet of crisps (Seabrook's crinckle cut sea salt and cider vinegar, to save you asking).Me! I might even go as far as ruining it by dipping it in my cuppa tea. Blasphemy is a fine fine thing.
Detoxing is a little too similar to sinning (use your imagination), and then promptly going to confession, is it not?
"No statement should be believed because it is made by an authority." Robert Heinlein
Seabrook's crisps are the temption of the devil, In order to save you send me all your seabrook crisps. I'm beyond redemption..
But the factory is a mere 5 mins from home. I can get more!!Seabrook's crisps are the temption of the devil, In order to save you send me all your seabrook crisps. I'm beyond redemption..
"No statement should be believed because it is made by an authority." Robert Heinlein
Well said, sir! We are indebted to you for drawing this handy little word to our attention:I haven't had a beer since last night, so when i get home I will REtox.
http://www.unwords.com/unword/retox.html
* raises glass of The Glenlivet *
The style as we like is the humdrum.
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