The question is; which wife would you use, the light one to make it easier to win the race or the heavier one to win more beer?The winner receives their wife's weight in beer.
Last edited by polomint38; 29th April 2009 at 06:19 AM. Reason: I seemed to have a rouge N enter my post, sorry
You need an excuse? Just drink
her cheese slid off her cracker many moons ago
Would the mistress be included, carry the mistress a six stone size 4, get the beer with the wife a 22 stone size 30. Would that be allowed.
Now to find a fat wife.
I heard of a similar contest where people drink different sized amounts of beer, and the one who drinks the most beer and gets drunkest ends up in bed with the largest girl... I think the contest was called life...