Sporting Dilemma

[chaggle]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/fe...s.html?image=4

The winner receives their wife's weight in beer.

The question is; which wife would you use, the light one to make it easier to win the race or the heavier one to win more beer?

[polomint38]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/fe...s.html?image=4






The question is; which wife would you use, the light one to make it easier to win the race or the heavier one to win more beer?

Surely you use your own wife

Can the wife carry the Husband if that is more practical

Significant others, civil partnerships are these all integrated into the event.

[lost thought]

Would the mistress be included, carry the mistress a six stone size 4, get the beer with the wife a 22 stone size 30. Would that be allowed.

Now to find a fat wife.

[Marsh_MSS]

I heard of a similar contest where people drink different sized amounts of beer, and the one who drinks the most beer and gets drunkest ends up in bed with the largest girl... I think the contest was called life...

[Croydon Bob]

Would the mistress be included, carry the mistress a six stone size 4, get the beer with the wife a 22 stone size 30. Would that be allowed.

If you're an MP: Yes, you are allowed to swap around wives/homes/whatever to maximise your own gain. The rest of us: No.