Barack Obama "Birther" conspiracy theory

[polomint38]

If it was true that Obama wasn't born in the US then: The birth announcements in local newspapers wouldn't have happened

Possibly,

[Croydon Bob]

Possibly,

Hmm... you might be on to something. It certainly makes more sense than most of the conspiracy explanations presented here.

But... as the birth announcements were based on official records sent to the papers by the state's Department of Health... how did the Doctor fix that?

[expat-USA]

Then why did you repeat a load of lies and nonsense? Hardly anything you said is actually true according to the Hawaii State Govt. Perhaps you know more about their Birth Certificates than they do?

****i have not said anything about that. i asked a specific question.

What kind of bizarre conspiracy would choose a candidate who isn't actually eligible to stand when there are hundreds of other potential choices?

**** "bizarre"

Of all the silly conspiracies

*****"silly"

that various loonies

*****"loonies"


come here to try to promote this is the daftest


*****daftest

of the lot.

If it was true that Obama wasn't born in the US then: The birth announcements in local newspapers wouldn't have happened, the Democrats wouldn't have chosen him, the Republicans would have pointed out that he wasn't a valid candidate, etc, etc.

It's really too stupid


*****stupid

to argue about, and if you can't see that then I have some magic


*****magic

beans for sale at a very reasonable price. Interested?

look mr. bob, i asked a question and you did not answer THAT question. instead you attempt to negate the question by characterizing generally and name calling. all to avoid answering the question. hey, this is no BIG question. i asked it and until i get a respectful answer i don´t need your rhetoric. anyone else here for reasons other than to play pub games on the internet?

[polomint38]

Hmm... you might be on to something. It certainly makes more sense than most of the conspiracy explanations presented here.

But... as the birth announcements were based on official records sent to the papers by the state's Department of Health... how did the Doctor fix that?

I don't know about Hawaii, but here in Lambeth, you just go to the registration office and tell them a child has been born, no proof is needed that one actually exists.

Other than this you could bring a pregnant women from the future, pose her as Obama's mother, when she gives birth, return her to her normal place in history. You then pop over to Kenya to get the real Obama, who as he is also a Timelord, if assassinated, will just regenerate to look like the Vice president and continue his time in office. Simples.

P.S.

The spell checker in Chrome, rejects Obama and gives Osama as the correction.

[Croydon Bob]

look mr. bob, i asked a question and you did not answer THAT question. instead you attempt to negate the question by characterizing generally and name calling. all to avoid answering the question. hey, this is no BIG question. i asked it and until i get a respectful answer i don´t need your rhetoric. anyone else here for reasons other than to play pub games on the internet?

Feeble. You asked one question in amongst a fiction-based rant:

so bob, let's not jump issues. do you believe the president of the united states should be required to show the same proof that other americans do?

If you've read the links provided and actually considered the evidence then you know perfectly well that your President is required to show the same evidence as other Americans and has done so. I already said that your post was a "load of lies and nonsense" and that "Hardly anything you said is actually true according to the Hawaii State Govt." Denial of the clear evidence that there is no mystery around Obama's birth is either massive stupidity (my guess) or simple lying.

If you want to fantasize about some mad conspiracy based on some lies you read on a website then that's fine, I couldn't care less. But why come here and make a fool of yourself over it? And why continue to nit-pick and repeat nonsense when you've been given the answers already?

[Croydon Bob]

The spell checker in Chrome, rejects Obama and gives Osama as the correction.

Once again you've hit on something! The truth is revealed by spellcheckers as any fool kno.

No wonder the dumb yanks can't find Bin Laden. He's in the White House!

[skbuncks]

I'm confused. Surely an all powerful organisation such as the illuminati/NWO/saurians capable of masterminding such travesties as 911 would have no trouble forging a simple birth certificate.
I would think any organisation capable of faking live video footage of planes being flown into the two towers would have no problems with such a simple task. I suppose that maybe, just maybe, their expertise starts and ends with cgi and mass hypnosis so that when it comes to paper forgeries they're completely stumped.

skb

[skbuncks]

Once again you've hit on something! The truth is revealed by spellcheckers as any fool kno.

No wonder the dumb yanks can't find Bin Laden. He's in the White House!

I wouldn't joke about it. I pretty sure I have seen this exact 'theory' over on the Icke forums. To lazy to check.

skb

ETA: OK, its not the one I was thinking of but this is close enough http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showt...ht=osama+obama

[Croydon Bob]

I wouldn't joke about it. I pretty sure I have seen this exact 'theory' over on the Icke forums.

You read the Icke forums? But, but, the Stupid. Doesn't it hurt?


I know some racists in the US had fun around the similarity between "Obama" and "Osama" but it is hard to grasp that some people really consider things like that as some kind of proof of conspiracy.

Then again, some fundy Christians think that "Santa" is "Satan" because they have the same letters in a similar order.

[skbuncks]

You read the Icke forums? But, but, the Stupid. Doesn't it hurt?

Only in small doses. Alcohol seems to helps with the pain and has the added bonus of cauterising the wound.

skb

[hisshadyness]

I am no authority on whether or not Obamas birth cert is real or not, real or not; papers are easily forged. Regardless, my question is, have any of ye guys heard the radio interview with the Kenyan President where he stipulates Obama was born in Kenya and that his birth place is a shrine?? No jumping down my throat and trying to ridicule me lads, it's a genuine question related to the topic, and if I have any spelling mistakes or puntuation errors, I am a lazy sod and cant be bothered looking for such trivialities, at a glance it all looks cool to me.

[brianp]

I am no authority on whether or not Obamas birth cert is real or not, real or not; papers are easily forged.

Birth certificates are easily forged 47 years after the event - birth registers are not, nor are newspaper birth announcements. So unless you're proposing a conspiracy which began in 1961 with a false registration of birth and the insertion of false newspaper birth announcements, the birth records are genuine.

Regardless, my question is, have any of ye guys heard the radio interview with the Kenyan President where he stipulates Obama was born in Kenya and that his birth place is a shrine??

Really! What about a link to this supposed interview?

No jumping down my throat and trying to ridicule me lads, it's a genuine question related to the topic

Sorry can't oblige - anyone who gives any credence whatsoever to the birther bullshit is clearly deserving of as much ridicule as we can muster.

[Graham Lappin]

You read the Icke forums? But, but, the Stupid. Doesn't it hurt?

I must have been seriously bored and so I had a look at the Icke website recently. It's no so much Icke that worries me but his following.

[Lord Muck oGentry]

[...]it's a genuine question related to the topic[...]

* tectonic plates grind under displacement of burden of proof *

[hisshadyness]

* Sorry can't oblige - anyone who gives any credence whatsoever to the birther bullshit is clearly deserving of as much ridicule as we can muster.

tectonic plates grind under displacement of burden of proof *

What gives you the right to ridicule anyone? If questions or curiosity were a subject of ridicule we would not be living in the world we do now with all our technology and knowledge. And, like anyone else, you do not get to decide what is up for ridicule. I agree there are silly questions, but you people go beyond boundries of decent behaviour. Do you recieve your titles because of posts or abuse and ignorance?
I shall refrain from lowering myself to your standards and keep with the program. Here is the link to the said video clip of the Kenyan Abassador(I was wrong about the Prez bit, I know; whoooo). I am not claiming it is real, I just wanted to know what people though of it,
http://www.larrymccallister.com/2009...bama-born.html

PS, I agree, faking a registry would be a far harder task but not imposible for a big organisation when men have single handedly forged entire books and documents.