Polomint38
John Jackson
Bindewede
Croydon Bob
Dalraida
DrB
DrS
Greatest am I
Jack of Kent
Other (Please specify in post)
US Campaign Manager? Pressing the flesh in Washington DC? Can you "press the flesh" for me? If not then Monica Lewinski is getting the job.
I'm a little concerned that I'm not winning. This is obviously due to ballot rigging and hanging chads. I want UN observers called in immediately, and a revolution the day after the count to impose me as the genuine democratically elected leader.
When we are elected our priority will be: Bob, Bob and Bob.
(Apparently this stuff is more convincing if you say it three times. Were you convinced?)
'Croydon' Bob Newman. The ladies call him "Thrush" - as he's an irritating cunt.
In the spirit of open government which I will employ, it is only fair to announce that I have lizards in my cabinet ...
So "other" is the next Prime Minister then?
mundus vult decipi, ergo decipiatur
The greatest derangement of the mind is to believe in something because one wishes it to be so
Louis Pasteur
Just a general question - all those posting right now, should you be at work? I know I should![]()
mundus vult decipi, ergo decipiatur
The greatest derangement of the mind is to believe in something because one wishes it to be so
Louis Pasteur
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You need an excuse? Just drink
skbuncks
her cheese slid off her cracker many moons ago
floppit
Some work to do would be nice. I'm self-unemployed at the moment. Nobody wants gizmos designed in a recession.
I have enjoyed having summer to myself for once, though. When I had work you could bet that when the customer went on holiday they would land me with a big pile of things to do and expect them done when they returned. I've managed some long overdue repairs and decorating to the house, and even started enjoying stuff that doesn't tax the brain cells too much. If I'm still out of work next summer I might even manage a holiday.
Be skeptical of the things you believe are false, but be very skeptical of the things you believe are true.
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