View Poll Results: Who should be the next Prime Minister

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  • Polomint38

    1 5.88%
  • John Jackson

    1 5.88%
  • Bindewede

    2 11.76%
  • Croydon Bob

    1 5.88%
  • Dalraida

    3 17.65%
  • DrB

    0 0%
  • DrS

    1 5.88%
  • Greatest am I

    1 5.88%
  • Jack of Kent

    1 5.88%
  • Other (Please specify in post)

    6 35.29%
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    Re: Our next Prime Minister

    Quote Originally Posted by Matt View Post
    No need, I already took over the world as a teenager. Turns out it's not as much fun as you'd think. Running the world is a tedious business and after half an hour I delegated responsibility back to the various heads of state and international agencies. Most people didn't notice the transition and and from my dictatorial power over the world. It did happen very late at night: I for one was completely pissed and only knew about it the following morning because someone told me.
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    Re: Our next Prime Minister

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    Many thanks everyone. Keep voting. I'm amazed that so many are voting for a new member - so new in fact that I can't even vote for myself!
    You're a fake! I'm the real Other.

    Keep voting for me guys.

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    Re: Our next Prime Minister

    Quote Originally Posted by Bunny View Post
    Bob - I am not in the running and so can I be your campaign manager?
    US Campaign Manager? Pressing the flesh in Washington DC? Can you "press the flesh" for me? If not then Monica Lewinski is getting the job.

    I'm a little concerned that I'm not winning. This is obviously due to ballot rigging and hanging chads. I want UN observers called in immediately, and a revolution the day after the count to impose me as the genuine democratically elected leader.

    When we are elected our priority will be: Bob, Bob and Bob.
    (Apparently this stuff is more convincing if you say it three times. Were you convinced?)
    'Croydon' Bob Newman. The ladies call him "Thrush" - as he's an irritating cunt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Croydon Bob View Post
    I want UN observers called in immediately, and a revolution the day after the count to impose me as the genuine democratically elected leader.
    I accept your concession of defeat.

    Quote Originally Posted by Croydon Bob View Post
    When we are elected our priority will be: Bob, Bob and Bob.
    (Apparently this stuff is more convincing if you say it three times. Were you convinced?)
    No, no, no.

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    Re: Our next Prime Minister

    Quote Originally Posted by Croydon Bob View Post
    US Campaign Manager? Pressing the flesh in Washington DC? Can you "press the flesh" for me? If not then Monica Lewinski is getting the job. [/COLOR][/FONT]
    I am not prepared to go that far, not even for a future Prime Minister
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    Re: Our next Prime Minister

    Quote Originally Posted by polomint38 View Post
    Are you a lizard?
    Nah, If I'm gonna be considered a reptillian then I choose Sea Turtle

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    In the spirit of open government which I will employ, it is only fair to announce that I have lizards in my cabinet ...

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    Re: Our next Prime Minister

    Quote Originally Posted by DrS View Post
    In the spirit of open government which I will employ, it is only fair to announce that I have lizards in my cabinet ...
    What about your Privvy Chamber?

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    Re: Our next Prime Minister

    Quote Originally Posted by Matt View Post
    What about your Privvy Chamber?
    I have false widow spiders in mine!
    'Croydon' Bob Newman. The ladies call him "Thrush" - as he's an irritating cunt.

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    Re: Our next Prime Minister

    So "other" is the next Prime Minister then?
    mundus vult decipi, ergo decipiatur

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bunny View Post
    So "other" is the next Prime Minister then?
    It was always thus ...
    Be skeptical of the things you believe are false, but be very skeptical of the things you believe are true.

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    Re: Our next Prime Minister

    Just a general question - all those posting right now, should you be at work? I know I should
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    Re: Our next Prime Minister

    Quote Originally Posted by Bunny View Post
    Just a general question - all those posting right now, should you be at work? I know I should
    I am at work!
    I just do nothing, just sit here just in case something needs to be done. This is the nice side of my job, not always like this at all sites.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bunny View Post
    Just a general question - all those posting right now, should you be at work? I know I should
    I'm writing up an essay for an assignment but I keep getting distracted and popping in and out of forums.

    I've voted for myself as no one else had.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bunny View Post
    Just a general question - all those posting right now, should you be at work? I know I should
    Some work to do would be nice. I'm self-unemployed at the moment. Nobody wants gizmos designed in a recession.

    I have enjoyed having summer to myself for once, though. When I had work you could bet that when the customer went on holiday they would land me with a big pile of things to do and expect them done when they returned. I've managed some long overdue repairs and decorating to the house, and even started enjoying stuff that doesn't tax the brain cells too much. If I'm still out of work next summer I might even manage a holiday.
    Be skeptical of the things you believe are false, but be very skeptical of the things you believe are true.

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