People are always getting into the record books with unlikely and pointless new records. Does anyone know if the following has been attempted?
It is, highest number of logical fallacies in an argument of no more than 1000 words. Using the same fallacy more than once would be allowed, provided it expresses a completely different idea.
"I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer" - Zaphod Beeblebrox
"This post may be edited to make it more wrong" - skb
"Ignorance is no basis for rewriting the laws of physics" - Pebble
"I am a scientist, with a beard to prove it. This makes me an authority on nothing other than the growing and maintenance of facial hair" - skb
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skbuncks
her cheese slid off her cracker many moons ago
floppit
"I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer" - Zaphod Beeblebrox
"This post may be edited to make it more wrong" - skb
"Ignorance is no basis for rewriting the laws of physics" - Pebble
"I am a scientist, with a beard to prove it. This makes me an authority on nothing other than the growing and maintenance of facial hair" - skb
now where is highflyertoo...
now if dead links to depeche mode videos on youtube being used as "evidence" counts as a logical fallacy, it would have to be david mabus for sure![]()
Do you ever get the feeling we're just really smart monkeys?
I have a new contender for the logical fallacy record:
Read The Dissertation of Kent Hovind in all its mind weeping glory
skb
ETA: For your sanity it is probably best read in small doses or no more than two letters at a time. If you find yourself unable to stomach the stupid then a review can be found here
Last edited by skbuncks; 11th December 2009 at 08:46 AM.
"I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer" - Zaphod Beeblebrox
"This post may be edited to make it more wrong" - skb
"Ignorance is no basis for rewriting the laws of physics" - Pebble
"I am a scientist, with a beard to prove it. This makes me an authority on nothing other than the growing and maintenance of facial hair" - skb
The winner would probably be one of the Creationists like Hovind, Hamm or Ray "Bananaman" Comfort.
Comfort and Cameron's "An Atheist's Worst Nightmare" video is probably going to win the Award for Most Logical Fallacies On One YouTube Video.
Mabus seems to be too batshit crazy to get as far up the ladder as logical fallacies. What I've seen is mainly just insane threats and abuse.
'Croydon' Bob Newman. The ladies call him "Thrush" - as he's an irritating cunt.
His creationist seminars stand up comedies on youtube are quite staggeringly stupid. It really does burn.
skb
"I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer" - Zaphod Beeblebrox
"This post may be edited to make it more wrong" - skb
"Ignorance is no basis for rewriting the laws of physics" - Pebble
"I am a scientist, with a beard to prove it. This makes me an authority on nothing other than the growing and maintenance of facial hair" - skb
I nominate "fredd" as current forum champion for logical falacies. He really is hilariously dumb.
'Croydon' Bob Newman. The ladies call him "Thrush" - as he's an irritating cunt.
"I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer" - Zaphod Beeblebrox
"This post may be edited to make it more wrong" - skb
"Ignorance is no basis for rewriting the laws of physics" - Pebble
"I am a scientist, with a beard to prove it. This makes me an authority on nothing other than the growing and maintenance of facial hair" - skb
Perhaps a little off topic but I just bought a pack of batteries which had "4 extra batteries free". Within hours my son had helped himself and when I said to him "are you going to pay for those" he said "I've only taken the free ones". Now what's worse, his logical fallacy or the fact that I fell for it? Priceless![]()
mundus vult decipi, ergo decipiatur
The greatest derangement of the mind is to believe in something because one wishes it to be so
Louis Pasteur
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