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    A tax or attacks?

    Just heard a TV newsreader talking about "a tax on bankers' bonuses" - although it could have been "attacks on bankers' bonuses". I was intrigued that two different word combinations could sound exactly the same and, in this example, be interchangeable without changing the basic sense of the phrase.

    I can think of one other example offhand - the sick note from a not entirely literate mother explaining that her kid would be off school because he was suffering from "dire rear". Quite....

    Anyone think of any more?
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    Re: A tax or attacks?

    I think you might enjoy a little book called 'Words fail me' by Teresa Monachino which is about word oddities.

    Here's an example:

    "Finally the bill would go to the House of
    Lords where we would hope that those tit-
    led gentlemen may defeat it."
    This is from the section which explores words which change their meaning with the addition of a hyphen, yet both forms could technically be appropriate.

    She also asks such questions as "Why does monosyllabic have five syllables?"

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    Re: A tax or attacks?

    Quote Originally Posted by blackjack View Post
    Here's an example:

    "Finally the bill would go to the House of
    Lords where we would hope that those tit-
    led gentlemen may defeat it."
    I remember being rather startled when I first came across the word "anal-
    yst".
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    Re: A tax or attacks?

    Quote Originally Posted by Tony Williams View Post
    I remember being rather startled when I first came across the word "anal-
    yst".
    A financial system that I used to use at work many years ago had a column headed:

    ANAL -
    - YSIS

    Of course we used to pronounce it as it looked on the screen and would be shouting "what do I put in the anal yusis column?" across the office without realising that half our colleagues had no idea what we were talking about. I still can't see the word without thinking of it as two words...
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    Re: A tax or attacks?

    I helped develop a financial suite some time ago where the representatives analysis report program contained a module called "reps-anal-entry"

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    Re: A tax or attacks?

    Alan is an anagram of anal.
    This always surprises my students, whereas it is completely obvious to me. Not that I know many Alans.



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