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    The true "Elixir of Life".

    It does seem to be a complicated process, but worth it I'm sure, as it even reverses the ageing process.

    Things You'll Need:

    * Distillation system (can simply be a bottle with a thin copper pipe coil for the condenser)
    * 1 gram of gold metal
    * 16 pound bag of ice
    * 5 gallon bucket
    * propane or electric kiln metal melting furnace
    * graphite crucible
    * a basic understanding of alchemy techniques and principles




    I'll have to be up early to collect 3 gallons of morning dew.

    http://www.ehow.com/how_5734659_make...xir-life_.html






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    Re: The true "Elixir of Life".

    Don't collect the dew from within a fairy-ring, or you'll turn into a hag !
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    All that distillation and filtering, to produce about a spoonful of concentrated insect piss.

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    Re: The true "Elixir of Life".

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Smoketoomuch View Post
    Don't collect the dew from within a fairy-ring, or you'll turn into a hag !
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    Really?. Well,that certainly explains my ex wife,Crune Punt.
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