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    Something different.

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    Re: Something different.

    Something really different:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTpUVAcvWfU

    Fish Heads by Barnes and Barnes.
    'Croydon' Bob Newman. The ladies call him "Thrush" - as he's an irritating cunt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Croydon Bob View Post
    Something really different:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTpUVAcvWfU

    Fish Heads by Barnes and Barnes.
    Bob that video used to scare the shit out of me when I was a kid.

    Thanks for that. Very nostalgic.

    I think I'm having a nervous breakdown but it has made my evening more eventful. Have you got the bit where they cut the turtle's head off in Cannibal Holocaust? How about anything featuring Timmy Mallett?

    I'm just going to have to shoot my own balls again aren't I?

    Aaah childhood memories. Great days.

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    Re: Something different.

    Quote Originally Posted by John Revolting View Post
    How about anything featuring Timmy Mallett?
    You asked for it:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MR98g...eature=related

    'Croydon' Bob Newman. The ladies call him "Thrush" - as he's an irritating cunt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Croydon Bob View Post
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAARGH!

    I actually met him when I was kid.

    Sometimes I have flashbacks from the trauma.

    At least Margret Thatcher had the common decency to stay out of kids TV even if she never offered herself as a human sacrifice on a massive bonfire.

    Why are the eighties back? People who have retro hairstyles and harp on about Spandau Ballet being 'classic' should be forced to watch that Timmy Mallett video on a loop for 3 whole days, followed by a quick stint working down a coal mine and then a swift beating from a racist police officer...

    ...not to mention starving yourself half to death, because all you can eat is nouvelle cuisine. It's not all bad though - You can always play gaming classics like 'Airwolf' on the ZX Spectrum. 5 minutes to load and another 2 minutes to have a nervous breakdown when you can't even get past the second screen...

    All this, combined with hideous loathsome yuppies, the alarming trend of homeless people as a regular high street feature (thank you Thatcher), Rick Astley and trendies harping on about awful shite like Neighbours which is entirely responsible for the massively irritating Australian Questioning Inflection in UK accents.

    I feel like my brain is exploding.

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    Re: Something different.

    Have you thought about trying meditation? Very calming so I'm told...

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    Re: Something different.

    Quote Originally Posted by John Revolting View Post
    At least Margret Thatcher had the common decency to stay out of kids TV even if she never offered herself as a human sacrifice on a massive bonfire.
    Well I looked for the clip but couldn't find it. Anyway I clearly remember her being on Saturday Superstore being given a thorough grilling by a little girl who refused to allow the
    Thatch to dodge the question of whether she had a nuclear bunker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Matt View Post
    Well I looked for the clip but couldn't find it. Anyway I clearly remember her being on Saturday Superstore being given a thorough grilling by a little girl who refused to allow the
    Thatch to dodge the question of whether she had a nuclear bunker.
    Was that Saturday Superstore? I remember it happening but didn't make the connection.

    That was topical for such a trivial programme. Maybe if I'd spent less time laughing at Tiswas I would have taken kid's TV more seriously. There's someone on this forum called Tiswas isn't there? Ironically they appear to get bigger laughs.

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    Re: Something different.

    Quote Originally Posted by chaggle View Post
    Have you thought about trying meditation? Very calming so I'm told...
    I used to do that when I was younger. Maybe I should try again.

    Do they have a 'blank-out-the-eighties' meditation tape yet?

    I'll just have to phone Paul McKenna and get him to hypnotise me.

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