Reply With QuoteFOOTBALL!! Are you mad? How could you put football on this list??Originally Posted by skbuncks
Yes. I've been officially declared a window-licker.
Have you ever tried removing woodchip wallpaper? I think that's the cause of my downfall.
FOOTBALL!! Are you mad? How could you put football on this list??
Worst signature ever.
Does this answer your question?
No. What does that pic of a monkey pulling a face have to do with football?Does this answer your question?
'Croydon' Bob Newman. The ladies call him "Thrush" - as he's an irritating cunt.
Calm down. He meant soccer. Rugby and all the others are allowed.
When I was a young hippie I disdained football, but after I grew up a bit I realised the beauty of the skills of a person with a football, and also the beauty of the teamwork involved in a good goal.
So I guess you are really meaning football hooligans, who have nothing whatsoever to do with the game.
Should be more careful how you express your thoughts, innit!
I know he meant soccer.
It is one of Australia's great shames that most Aussies call a game played almost entirely with the feet soccer and games played almost entirely with the hands football.
However there is a growing percentage who get it right.
Long live football(soccer).
Go Everton!!
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Eww. I find the idea of touching balls with any part of my anatomy most distasteful.
Lacrosse allows you to poke them, pick them up and throw them at people you don't like without being contaminated.
The only field sport worth playing.
A fully appreciate that Australians might not be too up on Rugby Football at the moment...I know he meant soccer.
It is one of Australia's great shames that most Aussies call a game played almost entirely with the feet soccer and games played almost entirely with the hands football.
However there is a growing percentage who get it right.
Long live football(soccer).
Go Everton!!
Bollocks-healing. Angelic, crystal, reiki, Touch, psychic, energy, orgone, Machiavellian, (just put that in to include anything I've missed), or any multiple-combination of the lot.
And those who actually believe in the nonsense.
Without verifiable evidence, of course.
Last edited by bindeweede; 14th November 2010 at 12:38 AM. Reason: added comment.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear
bright, until you hear them speak.
But....what if one needs one's 'bollocks' healed?!
Cut them off. It helps you to think clearly.
Eunuchs were not renowned for clear thinking especially, so what evidence there is, not supportive. Perhaps there is an alternative, do women think more clearly when in the company of men without balls?
The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. Voltaire
No. They think you're gay and bore the arse off you about makeup and interior decoration.
I think this is wrong.
Got myself a rusty saw from the shed and started on the (alleged) mind enhancing process of removal. Found I was immediately confused, distracted, and totally unable to think at all logically.
I have abandoned the exercise and resolved to ignore anything asthmatic camel says in future.
I'm sure the bleeding will stop....
Soon...
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