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    USBs and Satan.

    Perhaps this should go in the "Humour" section.

    Evangelical Christians in Brazil have banned the use of USB connections after claiming the technology is the mark of Satan worshippers
    Where do some folk get their ideas?

    But it might just be a joke anyway.......
    This post reports an item on the site Bobolhando, which publishes both serious and spoof stories. It remains unclear whether this story is the former or the latter, though its originator Thiago Caetano insists it is not a spoof.
    http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/th.../2010/nov/15/3






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    Re: USBs and Satan.

    Love it! This is my favourite:

    for "Blue was the color of the eyes of our savior Jesus Christ".
    A trifle unlikely, dontcha think?

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    Re: USBs and Satan.

    Reminds me of that wonderful quote from a religious but somewhat under-educated American lady, on explaining why she hadn't learned a foreign language:

    "If English was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for me!"
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    Re: USBs and Satan.

    Quote Originally Posted by Tony Williams View Post
    Reminds me of that wonderful quote from a religious but somewhat under-educated American lady, on explaining why she hadn't learned a foreign language:

    "If English was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for me!"
    Although I generally dislike shows like Jerry Springer, I do enjoy them when they have religious nuts on, like the Klan. Springer, Gerlado and others have had great comments like the one you quote. There's one where the Klan woman says something racist about Jews and Geraldo says that Jesus was a Jew only for her to deny it! Some of them actually do believe that Jesus was a white, blue-eyed man who spoke English.

    There's always some new technology that is the work of the devil isn't there? At one time it was the printing press. Not so long ago it was bar codes and some proddy fundies were refusing to buy products with bar codes on them because they had the number 666 hidden in them or something.
    'Croydon' Bob Newman. The ladies call him "Thrush" - as he's an irritating cunt.

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    Re: USBs and Satan.

    Remember Procter and Gamble's logo claim?

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