Trolling For Dummies by Dennis Markuze
Posted by Crispian Jago on Friday, 10 December 2010
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Start of with an insane threat. Remembering to ensure that you leave CAPS-LOCK on for a FEW WORDS and finish with an exclamation mark!
Leave a couple of BLANK LINES!
Insert a few underscores,
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The remainder of the comment is irrelevant as no one ever actually reads any further down THAN THIS!
Insert a random erroneously claim that a famous EVOLUTIONARY DEVELOPMENTAL BIOLOGIST at the University of Minnesota Morris does not exist for no other reason than to prove beyond all doubt that you are as crazy a box of retarded frogs…
RANDOM STATEMENT ALL IN UPPER CASE WITH NO PUNCTUATION
ARBITRARY THREAT TO ATHEISTS!
Follow up threat, this time with 3 EXCLAMATION MARKS!!!
hyper-link to DUBIOUS evidence that claims to support a CRAZY CONSPIRACY THEORY!
A DEATH THREAT to a well known atheists using a rude word with some of the letters replaced with the wrong number of a*****isks……..
Bizarre reference to a DISNEY character for no apparent reason!!!
INSET a whole row of asterisks …
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Just for the HELL OF IT!!!
PAUSE to take MEDICATION!!!
FOR a bit of VARIETY ... leave FOUR blank lines...
MEANINGLESS question?
DISCONNECTED STATEMENT about the PARANORMAL
ooh look a DEPECHE MODE video...
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FINISH off with FINAL FAILED attempt at being MENACING!!!
*copy to clipboard in preparation to paste into as many blogs as possible before the NURSE notices you're OUT OF BED AGAIN!!!...*
Sorry for feeding the trolls, I know I’m not supposed but I can’t help myself. C’mon DM leave me another comment, you know you WANT to….
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