Do you have your "funniest" (in any way) woo theory?
Mine is the following:
Some years ago I read an interview with a "pumpkin-adept". She claimed that pumpkins can cure anything and do all the good in the world to you. Just eat pumpkins. Every day. All the day. Needless to say, she just simply knew it.
But... To achieve the best results, you have to eat a pumpkin seed. It becomes your personal seed. It goes, naturally, through your body, you then collect it (let's spare the details) and sow it. It is a magical seed now. It has collected/read all the required information from your body. The magical seed grows into a tailored pumpkin, which has all the power to counter the bad things that the seed discovered in your body. Believe it or not(see, natural, biological and ecological nanobots are there already, ah)
ETA: the seed is allegedly reading/emitting some cosmic energy/information too, but that is not funny anymore.
I certainly think "Rumpology" is difficult to get to grips with.
http://www.skepdic.com/rumpology.html
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